Is It Just Me, Or Are Teenagers Hard to Impress?

What a college coach should do when very little actually impresses today's recruits

Ferris: Cameron, what have you seen today?
Cameron: Nothing good.
Ferris: Nothing - wha - what do you mean nothing good? We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!